Men!

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 18:33:10

Men

1. Don't imagine you can change a man -
unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should
be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little
to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they
never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different
faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are
the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest
he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for
40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.

14. Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his

15. Sadly, all men are created equal!

Post 2 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 19:13:00

heheheheheh becky, take this! All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. lol

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 20:27:48

Good one, Sam.

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 05-Jul-2007 3:38:02

i like them, thanks becky

Post 5 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 05-Jul-2007 13:51:53

LMAO! this is absolutely fantastic! Thanks for this. I'm gonna send it to my sister and a few friends. Hahahahaha!